{"product_id":"alien-abduction-tee-the-earth-is-the-van-meter-visitor-retro-sci-fi-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Alien Abduction Tee — \"The Earth Is The Van Meter Visitor!\" Retro Sci‑Fi Graphic T-Shirt","description":"A bold, retro-inspired tee that feels like a late-night roadside discovery. Bright neon inks form a vintage sci-fi poster: a saucer beaming a flashing light over silhouetted campers, crescent moon, and a desert horizon. The wording reads like a souvenir from an offbeat roadside attraction — fun, slightly eerie, and built to be worn on adventures. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt layers easily under a flannel or stands alone when you want the graphic to speak loud. Wear it to shows, open-road drives, or backyard bonfires to nod to oddball roadside culture and late-night exploration.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Bella Canvas 3001).\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for a classic look.\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability.\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured.\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp prints using DTF\/DTG printing options depending on provider; color blends vary by heather options.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":45538048114827,"sku":"27250881631658015276","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":45538048147595,"sku":"23574394788868472504","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":45538048180363,"sku":"75535079664560364705","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":45538048213131,"sku":"79316204348868661122","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":45538048245899,"sku":"94206962843846555806","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XS","offer_id":45538048278667,"sku":"87505602721328331845","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45538048311435,"sku":"15401435632840129963","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":45538048344203,"sku":"16670494244112414427","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45538048376971,"sku":"12735231258152475336","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":45538048409739,"sku":"22405216012003828706","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":45538048442507,"sku":"33025673268927050967","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":45538048475275,"sku":"39662999217122074118","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45538048508043,"sku":"19994558449625852710","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":45538048540811,"sku":"21066620506481244940","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45538048573579,"sku":"10438171784471693460","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":45538048606347,"sku":"21582410161984778924","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":45538048639115,"sku":"13253230663247005951","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":45538048671883,"sku":"29071174800669728770","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45538048704651,"sku":"22848958415372553297","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":45538048737419,"sku":"96340930006200473887","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45538048770187,"sku":"12713137469233755395","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":45538048802955,"sku":"23136405340544606600","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":45538048835723,"sku":"78085542507624495344","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":45538048868491,"sku":"19965007849478496166","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45538048901259,"sku":"31346061065242288730","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":45538048934027,"sku":"25200114099459900791","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45538048966795,"sku":"68351412543253708824","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":45538048999563,"sku":"16570464494804798724","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45538049032331,"sku":"13915972903801821701","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":45538049065099,"sku":"30533782213688417369","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049097867,"sku":"15071270934450045514","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049130635,"sku":"20043054687269150731","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049163403,"sku":"76813388747009636783","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049196171,"sku":"16699821282706112062","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049228939,"sku":"30964460672482888610","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":45538049261707,"sku":"16390252845474531174","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049294475,"sku":"17422122673442098929","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049327243,"sku":"24459030141537886114","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049360011,"sku":"17335848902629649638","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049392779,"sku":"43885236383210279863","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049425547,"sku":"12936888002778616720","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":45538049458315,"sku":"23071798320209401475","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45538049491083,"sku":"32778165112004581845","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":45538049523851,"sku":"17048818213417938951","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":45538049556619,"sku":"29016091091229210495","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":45538049589387,"sku":"23997995715312722600","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 4XL","offer_id":45538049622155,"sku":"14725516833110941991","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":45538049654923,"sku":"88651282476411179714","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":45538049687691,"sku":"25684350108924058734","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":45538049720459,"sku":"24927110703748874563","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/8201\/1787\/files\/17213606650439577092_2048.jpg?v=1771399415","url":"https:\/\/strangeology.shop\/products\/alien-abduction-tee-the-earth-is-the-van-meter-visitor-retro-sci-fi-graphic-t-shirt","provider":"Strangeology's One Stop Shop For Weird","version":"1.0","type":"link"}